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July 2006
Burma Border Ben Events
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Diary - Back on the Border

June 2006
Walk 16 - The Whole of the Thames
Walk 15 - The Vea Lally
Walk 14 - The Lea Valley
Walk 13 - We finally reach Portsmouth

May 2006
Walk 12 - East End Exploration
Walk 11 - Winchester Woes

April 2006
Walk 10 - Leith Hill Revisited
Walk 9 - Saint Swithun's way
Walk 8 - The Thames Trail

March 2006
Walk 7 - A Made Up Adventure
Walk 6 - Boxhill Bone Shaker

February 2006
Walk 5- High Chart Challenge
Walk 4 - East End Exploration
Walk 3 - Surbiton Striding

January 2006
Walk 2 - Richmond & Wimbledon Parks
Walk 1 - The Thames Trail

May 2005
Diary - The Home Straight

April 2005
Diary - Sun, Moon, Stars
Diary - Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Diary - Ben Time
Diary - Sweet Nourishing Gruel
Diary - A Picture Postcard
Diary - Ma Sandar's View

March 2005
Diary - Grange Hill Days
Diary - BBBBBBBB
Diary - Burma Border Survival Guide
Diary - the End of Exam Picnic
Diary - All Change Please

February 2005
Diary - The Whistle Stop Cafe
Diary - That Aint No Fortune Cookie
Diary - Sleeping with the Enemy
Diary - Sweet Valley High
Diary - Border Buddies
Diary - Food Glorious Food

January 2005
Diary - Goodbye Bainton
Diary - Amid the Chaos of the Day
Diary - Top of the Thailand Pops
Diary - Father Christmas Goes on Holiday

December 2004
Diary - Linguadrama
Diary - Happy Mae La Oon Camper

November 2004
Diary - That Feint Sour Panic
Diary - Lizard Life
Diary - Chiang Mai Hello and Goodbye
Diary - Two Hours and Counting

October 2004
Diary - My Last Day
Diary - Flights, Visas and Jabba the Painful
Diary - The Party
Party - The Burma Ball

Party - The Burma Ball

A month before I left for Thailand we put together a little fundraiser to raise some pennies for Yaung Ni Oo and bring together some friends for a bit of a month-premature send off. Here you can relive the magical (ahem) experience or get a taster of what you missed.

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The party may be over, but the feeling (what a feeling!) sure lives on...!!! Relive those magical memories or find out all about it by reading the interview with our very own Cillah Black below and taking a peek at the piccies!

Ed: Hi Cillah, nice teeth.

Cillah: Thanks. I have them insured.

Ed: Tell me Cillah, how many people came to the party?

Cillah: I'd say almost 250 chuck.

Ed: And did they have a good time?

Cillah: You bet. They really struck it lucky.

Ed: Why was that?

Cillah: Well, there was real nice atmosphere... can't describe it really... here's Our Graham with a little reminder of what went on:

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(Our Graham enters the room, panting)

Our Graham: Sorry I'm late. Where's the theme tune?

Cillah: Just get on with it Our Graham.

Our Graham: OK. "Maybe your number one was the yum yum burmese food, perhaps it was the most randomly resplendant raffle, or it just might have been the short but perfectly formed I’ve had the time of my life disco which rounded things off...!"

Ed & Cillah: (whispering) keep going...

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Our Graham: "But perhaps what took you to number two was the 'I Carried a Watermelon!' Bar - serving a variety of tempting cold drinks and vodka watermelon - or could it just have been the vodka jelly & squirty cream, or that favourite of party items, the cheese and pinapple cubes on cocktail sticks... ?"

Cillah: Do you like my new blouse Ed?

Ed: Sure, but the viewers are reading this...

Cillah: Ah, we'll come back to it later.

Our Graham: "Or maybe it was number three that filled you with party glee... the love date auction, the spandex stripteases, the great Burma and Yaung Ni Oo speeches, the brilliant performances, the lego, the twister... so much there you'd have been sorry to have missed-her!!!!"

Musical accompaniment: de de, de deh, de deh de de de deh!

Ed: Well done Our Graham! The party sure does sound good. How do you get your voice to be so expressive?

Our Graham: I don't go anywhere without my strepsils. I have this special little technique...

Cillah: (talking from the window) Can we get back to the point?

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Ed: Of course - sorry window Cill. The big question is, how much did you raise?

Cillah: Not sure. Here's Our Graham with a little reminder of how they got on:

Our Graham: - We raised £2500!!!!!!!!!

Ed: Wow! Well done.

Our Graham: But it couldn't have been done without people coming, having fun, and so many people helping out beforehand and on the night.

Cillah & Our Graham: So a big thanks to everyone who was involved!

Ed: So is there going to be another?

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Cillah: Fingers crossed one day... maybe after Ben gets back next year.

Ed: Well I'm sure we'll all be looking forward to that. Thanks Cilla and Our Graham for your warm and friendly insights - it's been great having you. And it's great to know what you finally look like, Our Graham!

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Ben seemed to enjoy being swung round by one leg by the incredibly strong man just out of shot. That reveller just behind him had better watch out...! oh no! too late!

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Somebody was very bored that night...

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Sadly, the parachutist was too late for Ben's strip & Beth's wooded spoon colonic irrigation

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Beth's dabblings left Ben in great pain. Here he attempts to dance with some fellow groovers

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I think we know what happened to all the vodka watermelon now

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Sir Edmund's (rumoured) Everest photo saw those celebrity-loving vulturous crowds gather yet again. At least that was all of them captured in one shot, and the rest of the partygoers did not try to milk the photo for their own self-advancement

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Ah.

MT