Burma Border Ben
July 2006
Burma Border Ben Events
NIGHTSTRIDER
Diary - Back on the Border

June 2006
Walk 16 - The Whole of the Thames
Walk 15 - The Vea Lally
Walk 14 - The Lea Valley
Walk 13 - We finally reach Portsmouth

May 2006
Walk 12 - East End Exploration
Walk 11 - Winchester Woes

April 2006
Walk 10 - Leith Hill Revisited
Walk 9 - Saint Swithun's way
Walk 8 - The Thames Trail

March 2006
Walk 7 - A Made Up Adventure
Walk 6 - Boxhill Bone Shaker

February 2006
Walk 5- High Chart Challenge
Walk 4 - East End Exploration
Walk 3 - Surbiton Striding

January 2006
Walk 2 - Richmond & Wimbledon Parks
Walk 1 - The Thames Trail

May 2005
Diary - The Home Straight

April 2005
Diary - Sun, Moon, Stars
Diary - Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Diary - Ben Time
Diary - Sweet Nourishing Gruel
Diary - A Picture Postcard
Diary - Ma Sandar's View

March 2005
Diary - Grange Hill Days
Diary - BBBBBBBB
Diary - Burma Border Survival Guide
Diary - the End of Exam Picnic
Diary - All Change Please

February 2005
Diary - The Whistle Stop Cafe
Diary - That Aint No Fortune Cookie
Diary - Sleeping with the Enemy
Diary - Sweet Valley High
Diary - Border Buddies
Diary - Food Glorious Food

January 2005
Diary - Goodbye Bainton
Diary - Amid the Chaos of the Day
Diary - Top of the Thailand Pops
Diary - Father Christmas Goes on Holiday

December 2004
Diary - Linguadrama
Diary - Happy Mae La Oon Camper

November 2004
Diary - That Feint Sour Panic
Diary - Lizard Life
Diary - Chiang Mai Hello and Goodbye
Diary - Two Hours and Counting

October 2004
Diary - My Last Day
Diary - Flights, Visas and Jabba the Painful
Diary - The Party
Party - The Burma Ball

Diary - Goodbye Bainton

It's January 7th as I write this, and today marks the passing of a mini-era. Today is the day the Hammonds (okay, so my mum and dad) move out of their/our (hey, I'm still emotionally attached) Bainton close abode of fourteen years and transfer to new more bourgeoisesc (please don't call the word police, I don't know what it means either) accommodation not two miles away, still on the hallowed slopes of gentle Bradford on Avon. So, with this momentous happening the endpoint of a plethora of misspent teenage years, I thought it important to mark the episode by briefly detailing an event which closely mirrors that of a thousand miles away: my Mae La Ou hut move.


On my December return to the camp it had been decided to move me elsewhere for reasons to do with privacy (the headteacher maintains a permanent stream of visitors and guests) and quiet (running behind my old room and Hla Htay's hut was a Mae La Ou main road: a tiny path maybe 50cm wide). Having unknowingly set all my stuff up in my old room while everyone was away at school, my goods were re-bundled and transported in minutes to my new home just 50 meters away, where I now live with deputy head teacher Nay Htun. It's surprising how much a small thing like this can change things.


What's hot

• The unbelievable view of the night sky; as people around me bed down early I can walk privately around and gaze silently up at a million stars.

• The hut's location next to the boarding students - there's always interest and friendly faces around, or a student wanting to speak about this or that, or something they're up to I can join in with - brill.

• It grants me more independence to find my solutions to problems, rather than someone else be my proxy and make others do this or that for me out of 'respect'.

• There's a computer! I get to photocopy things on the printer… an entire class did a reading activity the other day which is usually just not possible with one book between twenty. Yippee!

• Privacy: because the hut is slightly more out of the way and in an elevated position, I am free to do as I please inside it's bamboo walls. Hence, I am currently practising walking about in my birthday suit all day. Oh, the thrill of naturism.

• That students and teachers can perhaps be and show a little more of themselves, being away from the head teacher's abode means there's less of an expectation to behave this way or that. This is great. (That is good too.)

• I've come to a much more wholesome work / life balance, shipping all of my teaching work out so the only thing that abounds inside the walls is bamboo to bamboo hedonism.

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What's not

• It may be more private, but it's also nearer (maybe fifteen meters) the generator site, the loutish noisy thug that powers the lights and electrical things three hours every evening. To my delight, it was decided after Christmas - due to poor exam results - to whop on the electricity for a good two hours every morning before sunrise, so the students awaken from their slumber and start memorising a few more choice words. (Actually I'm taking this as a positive - it means I'm up earlier and have to make to with a bit less sleep, which has always been an aim.)

• Nay Htun's midnight singing - I think I'm going to remove his tonsils. Thinking about it that wouldn't do much good, it's the vocal chords I want to be after. So as not to arouse suspicion, I'll wait until he's asleep to decide which chords to remove.

MT