Burma Border Ben
July 2006
Burma Border Ben Events
NIGHTSTRIDER
Diary - Back on the Border

June 2006
Walk 16 - The Whole of the Thames
Walk 15 - The Vea Lally
Walk 14 - The Lea Valley
Walk 13 - We finally reach Portsmouth

May 2006
Walk 12 - East End Exploration
Walk 11 - Winchester Woes

April 2006
Walk 10 - Leith Hill Revisited
Walk 9 - Saint Swithun's way
Walk 8 - The Thames Trail

March 2006
Walk 7 - A Made Up Adventure
Walk 6 - Boxhill Bone Shaker

February 2006
Walk 5- High Chart Challenge
Walk 4 - East End Exploration
Walk 3 - Surbiton Striding

January 2006
Walk 2 - Richmond & Wimbledon Parks
Walk 1 - The Thames Trail

May 2005
Diary - The Home Straight

April 2005
Diary - Sun, Moon, Stars
Diary - Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Diary - Ben Time
Diary - Sweet Nourishing Gruel
Diary - A Picture Postcard
Diary - Ma Sandar's View

March 2005
Diary - Grange Hill Days
Diary - BBBBBBBB
Diary - Burma Border Survival Guide
Diary - the End of Exam Picnic
Diary - All Change Please

February 2005
Diary - The Whistle Stop Cafe
Diary - That Aint No Fortune Cookie
Diary - Sleeping with the Enemy
Diary - Sweet Valley High
Diary - Border Buddies
Diary - Food Glorious Food

January 2005
Diary - Goodbye Bainton
Diary - Amid the Chaos of the Day
Diary - Top of the Thailand Pops
Diary - Father Christmas Goes on Holiday

December 2004
Diary - Linguadrama
Diary - Happy Mae La Oon Camper

November 2004
Diary - That Feint Sour Panic
Diary - Lizard Life
Diary - Chiang Mai Hello and Goodbye
Diary - Two Hours and Counting

October 2004
Diary - My Last Day
Diary - Flights, Visas and Jabba the Painful
Diary - The Party
Party - The Burma Ball

Walk 6 - Boxhill Bone Shaker

SUNDAY 12TH MARCH 2006

Perhaps the greatest challenge yet...

A boneshaker it certainly was, not least for Ian whose fancy new supercrosshi-tektrainer3000XPD boots with totalabsorb spongyform foot protection let his feet down immeasurably, duly resulting in the first truly dastardly injury episode of the nightstrider training to date.

Catch the full story below, it all began so innocently...


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Cut down in size to just three due to the growing enormity of the walking, the intrepid striders nevertheless begin the boneshaker in the quiet town of Kingston undeterred, even going so far as to glue their shoulders and forearms together in a show of confident unity.


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Early into the walk, Aimee engages in a spot of urban breakdown-come-graffiti. She clearly hasn't seen the chief inspector lurking in the background...


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With 25% of the walk behind them, the three stumble upon a grand prix behind a hedge, so they take a photo.


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There are many fellow striders out today, and it all contributes to make a really nice family atmosphere. This shot was taken by a secret camera borrowed from the Dispatches team, and captures Aimee, Ben and Ian using horses to cover the majority of the 30km.


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After rolling around in the hay for a while, Ian starts to foam brown foam at the mouth, and tries to distract us from such by taking a photo.


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During an interval in the galloping, the group stumble across this cliched woodcutter, standing atop his last conquest. Hadn't this backward individual heard about climate change and rainforest destruction? Surely he knew we must all do what we can to protect trees?


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Still, he came in useful when we couldn't find a proper seat to eat lunch on...


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But, with our consciences weighing heavy, we found alternative seating arrangements. Ian was not happy about this. Here he begins to use his particular seating arrangement as a toilet.


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Continuing the walk, things were getting muddy...


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And only the sacred muffins of moolally kept us all clip-cloppetying forth...


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As the going got tough, we realised we were nuts, and reached for more...


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At the half-way mark we turned chocolate scavengers. Here Ben steals some chocolate from a passerby who just happened to be unwrapping an expensive chocolate treat but was taking too wide an arc to get it in his/her mouth.


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As the walk took yet more twists upon turns, we realised we were in the middle of Thailand, as this shot of a rice paddy shows.


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Suddenly, we stumbled across this ominous balloon. It was a bone-curdling (yes, bone curdling) forewarning of the pain about to be experienced by one of our party, as his new superboots began to take their toll and squeeze and pinch his metatarsal muscles to unparallelled anguish... But heroically he humped onwards...


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And, as we descended into the valley below us, we knew this was one walk that was going to be cut short due to the foot throbbing, despite the lovely views. We'd travelled 25km or so, same as last time, so all in all not too bad.

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Spirits remained high despite the injury, and there was still time for a smooch upon some concrete. Bless.


With the other two cavorting away, I took the opportunity to launch myself up the aforementioned Box Hill... attempting to run to the top, before we all would have to make a dash for the train. Lungs bursting, I just about made it - and, in the mindst of considerable pain - took these shots from the top. Doesn't look very high up or steep, but it sure did feel like it at the time.


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After that it was homeward bound, catching a diddy little train home from Boxhill Station. Here's an action shot of the train pulling in.


And that's it, really. It's now a week later and in case you were worried, Ian's foot is a lot better, Aimee has bought some bargain waterproof socks and Ben is having coldsore issues. Bring on next week!

MT